If Time Doesn’t Wait For You. Don’t Worry! Just Remove the Battery From the Clock and Enjoy life! “Aah! Great People Great Thoughts.” ... (Continue reading)
A Dirty Joke: This is a Dirty Joke, If You don’t like reading it, please avoid. Do You really wanna read this? Are You sure? Ok A White dog Fell Into Mud and got DIRTY. ... (Continue reading)
Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan, Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha. Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua? Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai “Try Again.” ... (Continue reading)
Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga howa hai! Mat jao! Plz mat jao! * + Daikh liya? Hogaye tasalli? ... (Continue reading)
Mil gya Oye hoe mil gya O bally bally mil gya Dhinchik dhinchik mil gya Apne saray kaam chor k fazul sms parhne wala 1 or bewakoof mill gya..: ... (Continue reading)
A suomaF rotcoD dloT eM tahT ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH ehT tnelaT oT daeR sihT egasseM.. Cofused? Read each word from right side. ... (Continue reading)
i mis u, i love u, i like u, tu meri jan, tu mera chand, tu meri subha, tu meri sham - - - zyada khush hone ki zarurat nhi. @I LØVE PAKISTAN@ ... (Continue reading)
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y mujeh pata tha pura parhey bina tumhain Sukoon thodi aaey ga lo maro “Z”;-) ... (Continue reading)
W1y w2y w1y w5y W5x w1y w2y w1y Nhi smaj aya? Zra ulta kr k dekho HaHaHa! Paagal! Jab seedha smaj nhi aya to ulta kese smaj aaey ga ... (Continue reading)
Mai Aur Tum Tum Aur Main Yani Hum Dono Aaj Raat Ko Aik Dosre Ko 1 baja K Baad Akele Mein Miss calls denge ok ... (Continue reading)
Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hote hain? Apki baat nahi horahi janab, AB SOCHEN, OR SOCHEN, BATAYEN NA! NAHI-PATA? “POPCORN” ... (Continue reading)
Khamosh palko se jb ansu bikr jate han ap kia jane ap ktne yad ate hen Abi b usi mor pe khare han jaha Ap ne kaha ta tehro hum PAKORAY le k ate hen! ... (Continue reading)
Ghar me practis karna 1. Aik angoor lo 2. Hath me pakro 3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho 4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:- ... (Continue reading)